By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 796
You deserved it 5 456

Dobby123 tells us more.

Dobby123 0

For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Entheatus 13

Your physics would work if the head was a free object, but it's kinda attached to a neck. So yes, it's perfectly valid that your elbow could go first, followed by your head once your body slumped over after it was knocked off balance. Kind of like kicking the stool out from under a man about to be hung from the gallows.

113 4
DameGreyWulf 0

That's just awesome. I mean, for us. Not so much for you.

95 1

Comments

Szaszaspasz 26

The true scenario is the best one of all. Cliche as it may sound, truth is stranger than fiction.

0 1
earlytermination 34

At least you have people looking out for you.

1 1
vikky538 28

If no one believes what you say.. Just Go with their flow

0 3
darcienicole 9

Sounds like something that would happen to me. You are so not alone lol

0 2