By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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Dobby123 0

For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(

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Entheatus 13

Your physics would work if the head was a free object, but it's kinda attached to a neck. So yes, it's perfectly valid that your elbow could go first, followed by your head once your body slumped over after it was knocked off balance. Kind of like kicking the stool out from under a man about to be hung from the gallows.

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DameGreyWulf 0

That's just awesome. I mean, for us. Not so much for you.

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brittrox 0

either you explained this wrong or you're lying

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ginwl 0

This happened to me when I was younger... some friends and I were sitting at the top of some stairs and laughing so much that we fell all the way down and hit our faces on this low table at the bottom. I looked like I'd been punched in the eye, my parents were convinced that I was hanging out with dangerous, mad aggro-goths and my teachers clearly thought I was the victim of domestic abuse... the real story was the most implausible of all...

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thatwaslameee 0

Wow. I just read this and wanted to see if it was actually possible...I now have a bruise on my head. Lol

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Psychs7 11

All you guys calling fake, everyone has done this at least once in their life so don't lie, the physics we are not meant to understand, it's one of lifes great mysetries, like kebbab meat, bottled cheese and how hotdogs come in packs of 12 and hotdog buns come in packs of 8

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wingedspiritus 0

Ahaha. Fellow clumsy mexican ;D! That's funny and stuff... You should be glad both people from school and your parents care that much about you, at least. :x

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Flutist 3

YDI, merely because if your parents believe you are being bullied then you probably don't stand up for yourself enough or talk to them about your school life. And if you teachers at school don't believe you, well that's nothing. So you might want to look at your life and see where you went wrong.

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