By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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Dobby123 0

For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(

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Entheatus 13

Your physics would work if the head was a free object, but it's kinda attached to a neck. So yes, it's perfectly valid that your elbow could go first, followed by your head once your body slumped over after it was knocked off balance. Kind of like kicking the stool out from under a man about to be hung from the gallows.

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DameGreyWulf 0

That's just awesome. I mean, for us. Not so much for you.

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AntiChrist7 0

I Don't believe it either

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kirstensmook 0

I just don't get it, if your fist was on your face then your elbow slipped off, you wouldn't have been able to punch yourself unless you threw your hand back up?

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TJack 0

Noone believes that you punched yourself in sleep? That's not an FML, that's awesome. Would you rather be labelled as a failure?

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kimberlysy 0

It's possible but not based off gravity. Reflexes people! She got startled when her elbow slipped of the desk so her fist bounced up.

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nemo3590 0

I don't think I believe your story. How does your elbow slipping off the desk cause you to punch yourself in the face? I might believe you brushed your fist with your face, but not nearly hard enough to leave a mark, much less a bruise. Come on, mods, use your brains.

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FromCFL 0

Play your parents & the school off against each other--you may get a kick-ass Xmas out if it if you do it right!

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fawfulster 11

No manches. A mi me ha pasado. Recomiendo que pongas tus nudillos en tu cara para probar que son la marca de TUS nudillos y no los de alguien más.

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Kickmehard 0

Uuuugh stupid people. Picture it like this. Your head is resting at the top of your fist. You're falling asleep your body is relaxing, your neck included which means your head slips off your hand so abruptly that you jump out of your sleep. Your hand jerks toward your face and pow. Right in the kisser. Freaking hilarious.

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iheart 0

this isnt really an FML (except the punching part). Its really funny though.

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