Health: Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Bored to tears

By kevcng - 10/09/2012 21:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Saturday 5 April 2014 1:40

You sat on your own testicles?

Scubanaut 13

Saturday 5 April 2014 1:40

I'm missing the adventure in this situation?

Comments

tbro47 23

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:08

And I'm free, free balling.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:09

I'm a male and I didn't know it was possible to sit on your own balls. But then again, what do I know? I'm just a dog.

_G0D_ 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:17

You could sit on your dog penis.

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 6 April 2014 1:33

Dogs lick their balls!

whodat32 4

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:12

Ballin !

CaptainSmith28 19

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:14

I laughed out loud at this FML. I would usually just shorten it to 'lol,' but those are mostly lies. I wanted you to know it was an audible laugh.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Saturday 5 April 2014 15:10

So did I. I'm hunting right now and I busted out laughing.

Yummiez 14

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:32

I'm sorry, this is hilarious

martin8337 35

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:34

Anybody remember that old AC/DC song Big Balls?

schadenfreud 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:35

like an incapacitatingly painful moon hopper

vlalam 24

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:54

Way to go bro :P

rocker_chick23 27

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:57

Ouch. I hope you and your balls are ok now

howdoilogin 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 3:12

One time I sat on my own testicles. I don't even know how it happened, I must have been making a very specific movement as I went to sat down, because I was in fact wearing underwear at the time. It hurt. It REALLY hurt.