Health: Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight....

By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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You deserved it 7 210

Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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You deserved it 8 692

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Unimpressed

By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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You deserved it 950

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 547

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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You deserved it 502

By WeighYourWords - 03/05/2016 11:12 - Belgium - Overheid

Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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You deserved it 8 714

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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You deserved it 8 830

Aksta 18

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:33

At least he tried to help. FYL

Meettitan 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:34

All's whale that ends whale.

Comments

Tootsieroll0505 19

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:02

At least you do have a boyfriend

candy29 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 19:15

It's not about being in a relationship despite your body shape. I'm sure he loved your body but what is important is that you make peace with your body. It's no fun going through life not liking your own looks.

icepick23 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 20:44

Try having a healthy breakfast, a smoothie for lunch & a light healthy dinner. Add in exercise and you will be much improved!

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Wednesday 7 August 2013 22:48

hey, the thing is I too am fat. you know what helps me get over it? the gym! great place for ppl like you and me. you should consider it.

ninjaghost99 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:06

That was really sweet of your boyfriend because all he was doing was trying to make you feel better! Sad that happened to his back but it might not have been weight it might have been an awkward angle or something else