Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother...

By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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You deserved it 8 434

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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You deserved it 5 941

By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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You deserved it 21 183

Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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You deserved it 225

Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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You deserved it 139

Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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You deserved it 38 948

By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

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You deserved it 306

Don't break my stuff

By erin - 30/11/2021 11:01

Today, I complained to my mom about her always acting cold towards me, and that it feels like she doesn’t love me anymore. Her response was, “You’re damn right I don’t, not since you broke my favorite glass last year.” She used to tell me she’d always love me no matter what. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 118

Pincushion

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 049

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 970

Vidrill 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:21

Well, she's a mum,I'm sure she'd rather have your hug, than her vase. On second thought, she'd rather have both maybe...

Whatapuffchild 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:20

well..shit

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 24 August 2013 20:43

Go into your room lock the door and see if tomorrow goes better...if this was a Monday I totally understand...

EverdreamOfMe 24

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:37

I did not know there was a such thing as accidental revenge.

pat27272727 1

Saturday 24 August 2013 22:09

What mother goes and buys an expensive vase after fighting with her daughter

Eivana 37

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:12

Sadly, sometimes luck wants to just bend you over and give you a nice long spanking.

funsizedbecka 9

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:16

Why would someone pay $200 for a vase?

rockydify 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:40

People like nice things.

Typicall 21

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:39

You can always return the vase right?

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:58

Yes, because every story I shop at is always ecstatic to take back a pile of shattered glass in place of the item I just bought...

8born8 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 0:59

I hope that you explained to your mum that you had one of those "what if something happens and the fight we had are the last words we speak to each other" moments and wanted a cuddle.

ThatBoredGuy 4

Sunday 25 August 2013 1:36

That vase's expensive .. Let's hope she forgives you

queerdragon 20

Sunday 25 August 2013 1:51

It was an accident, Op did not mean to break it. I would hope her mother would get over being angry eventually. She will still be upset, because it cost a bit of money, but Op could offer to work to pay it back for her.