Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother...

By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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You deserved it 8 434

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 943

You deserved it 5 941

By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

I agree, your life sucks 104 078

You deserved it 21 183

Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 225

Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 579

You deserved it 139

Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 075

You deserved it 38 948

By anon - 18/07/2019 14:00

Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 005

You deserved it 306

Don't break my stuff

By erin - 30/11/2021 11:01

Today, I complained to my mom about her always acting cold towards me, and that it feels like she doesn’t love me anymore. Her response was, “You’re damn right I don’t, not since you broke my favorite glass last year.” She used to tell me she’d always love me no matter what. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 154

You deserved it 132

By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 167

You deserved it 4 118

Pincushion

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 612

You deserved it 2 049

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 750

You deserved it 5 970

Vidrill 22

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:21

Well, she's a mum,I'm sure she'd rather have your hug, than her vase. On second thought, she'd rather have both maybe...

Whatapuffchild 23

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:20

well..shit

Comments

graffitied_love 20

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:31

Don't be so hard on yourself, OP! It sounds like your relationship is pretty healthy, considering you felt comfortable with hugging her. She will forgive you :)

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:34

Twice the hug should do. Besides, she can buy another vase, but not your love.

jnanderson 16

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:37

Anyone can buy my love for a pizza.

Treveyon56 14

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:18

15 that last part was just cheesy.

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:54

Me too, 19, but it better be extra pepperoni!! e.e

angelitared 27

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:34

One day you two will look back and not be worried about the vase!

K410 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:36

Who the hell buys a vase these days?

NeighSoulSister 6

Saturday 24 August 2013 17:22

A lot of people do.

gracehi 31

Saturday 24 August 2013 17:46

People who like cut flowers?

K410 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 18:12

I just see it as $200 spent on fragile glass or painted clay...

TheBrochure 22

Sunday 25 August 2013 2:15

#38 - While I see it that way as well, one must consider that the mysterious, complex, unsolvable entity that is a woman's mind will probably hold different value to such an object. Not to disrespect all the dudes out there that also appreciate the dual utility of human expression and holding displaced flowers.