By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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lakaiskate 12

He was only thinking with one head today

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lil_miss_simran 15

That was rude of him

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worldclassrager 39

Well That's A Bit Off...Then If He Didn't Why Would He Be With You? I Really Hope He Was Trying To Be Funny

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Axel5238 29

Sorry to hear that OP, though guys that make jokes like that generally aren't going to respond with something sweet. Saw something about a soccer fan on textsfromlast that's a soccer fan screaming "nut" like a soccer announcer. Guys that do crap like that aren't really the romantic type.

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Animekid126 13

i'm guessing it probably was a joke?

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sabine123_fml 5

Tell him to comeback when hi brain loves you

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brandoneyez1 25

Cut him off. His dick must be all that matters to him.

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janiiine 5

Might have been a joke. If not. Break up.

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Octobia 5

Wow! At least, he is honest. Eh.... Does this help?

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luverofakatsuki 16

well think of it this way at least he finds you attractive enough to get a hard on

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