By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 675
You deserved it 8 434
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

lakaiskate 12

He was only thinking with one head today

323 2
lil_miss_simran 15

That was rude of him

210 27

Comments

Lil_Red777 21

Maybe not her whole body, but definitely her ******.

11 2
tzemmy 25

"i love you, your dick loves me, we're a happy family..."

3 0
kookysoc 11

Sorry. I pressed YDI by accident... 944 - 1

1 1
EvilLittleMan 23

OP, is said boyfriend named Richard by chance?

2 0
Chibi_Kitten 24

Oh, and so Dick is really Richard Jr. Let's just hope everything about it isn't junior as well.

0 0
the_real_aquaman 5

Everytime there is a relationship post the comments are like dump him

0 0
sugarbaby9908 20

At least one of his heads loves you

2 1
MrSweeps 5

Well this is what you get when you base a relationship around sex instead of a steadfast commitment of love between two people that have sex because that's what people do when they love each other. *****.

0 0
LO1014 16

Maybe it's time for a new boyfriend.

1 1