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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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lakaiskate 12

He was only thinking with one head today

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lil_miss_simran 15

That was rude of him

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pressingreset 13

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

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qdawg06 23

Is that the first time you brought up the oh so scary "L" word? Maybe he just panicked... But regardless that sucks OP.

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sky96 12

I would say ex boyfriend

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2i1337i2iscore 13

The L word makes or breaks a relationship

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cakefete2 30

Of course it doesn't lie, it stands up.

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lulinator 40

Maybe you should have told him how you felt instead of fishing for what you want to hear and being disappointed when you don't get what you want.

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interesting33 36

He sounds like he was trying to avoid the question by making a joke. If you've never said it before - don't worry too much - just talk to it through. You don't necessarily have to love each other yet.

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adacometbrittany 3

well atleast the biggest part of his personality does, it seems

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