Love: Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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What have you done this time?

By rockefoe - 15/11/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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lakaiskate 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 21:04

He was only thinking with one head today

lil_miss_simran 15

Thursday 19 June 2014 21:04

That was rude of him

Comments

Ahz246 11

Saturday 21 June 2014 22:54

I really don't understand the need some girls have to be "appreciated" all the time. Live life, be happy with yourself! Why do you need some guy to help you with that

graphicstyle7 17

Sunday 22 June 2014 14:14

This took me years to learn about men. When they love you, they will actually say "I LOVE YOU". If they don't, then you get the response you are posting about. He does not love you, move on.

copydude 7

Monday 23 June 2014 19:19

At least part of him Loves you and he acknowledged it.. think about it your ahead of the game!

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:13

If you had to ask in the first place....

ChandlerNative 1

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:13

I will only sympathize if your boyfriend has said that he loves you multiple times before. Otherwise, that's kind of a big thing to expect someone to just say...