By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:42 - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
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alex6946 10

Screw them! Who sells towels?

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CmarieMC23 3

What shocks me the most about this FML is the fact that the guys were selling towels... Who the **** sells towels and for what? Most people buy towels from a department store.

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SamanthaSaurus 13

I never wear make up. Suck it up, princess.

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SamanthaSaurus 13

Maybe they are creepos, selling cheep jokes on the side.

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structuredchaoz 4

You should have mentioned the fact that they were making a living selling towels. And not been worried so much. Loser's opinions do not matter.

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Rvah07 0

BI would have said something lime " u wana have kids, say something like that again and u won't"

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HU4L188 0

Who sells towels??? Wtf

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decidedlyvague 11

Don't worry OP. Face towels make everyone prettier.

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writergirl23 19

I woulda retaliated, "Wanna be hornier? Don't do this!" Here I woulda kicked him in the balls and walked off, vindicated. Guaranteed he can't come after you, and his mates will just laugh at the douche he is. ... But you just gormlessly stared at him with tears forming, didn't you? Tut, tut.

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misshighjinks 5

Some people just suck, ignore that i think make-up is unneccesary

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Ashlyn_nicole11 6

If you were feeling THAT self-confident you probably aren't that hideous as you say. Guys like when girls look natural... so they may have been flirting with you. Douches act like dicks when they like a girl. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT OP!

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