Love: Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack....

By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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One-way street

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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Considerate

By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

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By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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chuchurocket 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:17

gameboyftw

ActionManly 11

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:19

Just grab his penis. It's a win-win scenario!

Comments

russell61 0

Monday 24 May 2010 2:15

what a jerk the next time he wants sex tell him you née both hands to get yout self off.

RedTips 0

Monday 24 May 2010 3:55

I'm sorry GBA has top priority over everything. What if you interupted him playing pokemon?!

eiffeltower67 3

Monday 24 May 2010 4:03

or playing with himself!!!!! lol

laurenaubrey 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:30

And how old is he???

vikingunicorn 1

Monday 24 May 2010 6:17

21.

Vbty3_fml 0

Monday 24 May 2010 5:05

Gameboy? So that's what they're calling their penis nowadays...

mdogg1422 0

Monday 24 May 2010 5:36

stop gettin on ppl's way when they r trying to play gameboy....BITCH

lover_of_life 8

Monday 24 May 2010 6:43

If he's playing Pokemon, I don't see the problem. Especially Yellow. Yellow is the best! If you really wanted to, you could just pull a Jigglypuff (Pokemon fans know what I mean). Then use a Sharpie.

Deniem 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:21

Maybe if you learned to deal with things you don't like in a more mature, internal way, instead of lying around and moaning and expecting him to baby you? You have to feed someone a lot of bullshit before they start to ignore whining as intense as that, is all I'm saying.