Love: Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack....

By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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One-way street

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

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Considerate

By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

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By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

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chuchurocket 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:17

gameboyftw

ActionManly 11

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:19

Just grab his penis. It's a win-win scenario!

Comments

Andrew6969 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:40

Pshhh! Hes playin pokemon, which comes before women in his heart

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:46

Wow I'd dump him or at least severely chew him out. He needs to grow the hell up.

lebanita 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:50

106 ur jokes. loll

momentsnotice 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:27

thats disgusting, dump him

patriots_fan12 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:30

wow, what a wimp!! i mean common one your sick so ya, and also GROW UP

patriots_fan12 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:32

wait nvm forget that message, i mean awee:( that does suzk you should dump him or chuck his game boy

Invioletlight 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:38

YDI for having "anxiety attacks". Somebody just wants extra attention....

rendezvous611 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:45

I feel your pain... or, felt. I dated a guy like that. They NEVER change. Get out!!!

l3allin_all_day 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:02

buy him a psp go

AsugetxRanzo 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:03

Well, those Pokemon won't catch themselves, you know...

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