Love: Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack....

By vikingunicorn - 23/05/2010 05:47 - Canada

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 893

You deserved it 7 532

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 695

You deserved it 4 839

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 250

You deserved it 6 177

By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 772

You deserved it 5 342

Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 231

One-way street

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 097

You deserved it 7 572

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 342

You deserved it 16 365

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 930

You deserved it 4 019

Charming

By Alice - 24/10/2012 16:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 379

You deserved it 3 600

Considerate

By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 294

By tooflufoschool - 14/10/2009 13:00 - United States

Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 858

You deserved it 5 535

chuchurocket 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:17

gameboyftw

ActionManly 11

Sunday 23 May 2010 12:19

Just grab his penis. It's a win-win scenario!

Comments

ninja_granny 0

Monday 24 May 2010 13:46

140, uncalled for, shutup and dont waste time insulting people u don't know, rude

mrceo 0

Monday 24 May 2010 14:10

IM sorry but I do have to say @Jessie if ur gonna put urself out there like that then I think Jordan is in no wrong because ur out there and he clearly seen an opening Jordan ftw! and gameboys are fun but I would have chose the hand :)

OssumPawesome 0

Monday 24 May 2010 14:25

you need someone to hold your hand to fall asleep? what are you, 10?

person123456 0

Monday 24 May 2010 14:31

What a horrible boy friend, I have anxiety attacks really bad to. I know how you feel.

samanthayap 2

Monday 24 May 2010 15:00

ohh dump him!! hes such an ass!

xxEMOxPRINCESSxx 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:01

what a douche! you should totally dump him!

DdragonPT 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:07

what a jerk...leave him, that was just stupid but then again, why would you call him boyfriend if he does something like that to you?

slegary 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:03

who plays a gameboy anymore, honestly

blarky 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:23

serves you right for having an anxiety attack, I think there bull, so suck it up princess.

Emo_Girl_1995 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:39

you're an ass.. i have anxiety attacks if i get upset or anythin because of a heart defect so they arent bull. i feel bad for this girl. my boyfriend would get his ass kicked if he ever did that to me. hes whipped :)