By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

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Jaywin 3

#11 has it absolutely correct. Take a word of advice from Scar: Run away...and never return.

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podrummer9209 0

^ How the **** does he deserve it? He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her, and she's moping about some tool bag that she's no longer with? OP, I absolutely hate it when girls are stuck on their exes and can't shut the **** up about it. I feel for you bro.

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joossm10 0

why are you dating her in the first place? since you knew exactly what her vague words meant it must have come up before.

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C_Wicked27 0

Oh man... run away, never look back. Then find yourself a nice, strong and sane woman... they do still exist.

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Pitaace 0

that is the definition of being ****** over. Sorry buddy.

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ffpoisongirl 0

In the words of Scar from the Lion King: "Run away, Simba. Run away and never return!"

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natetallytc 0

Take your fingers out and slap her in the face with the same hand. She deserves it.

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