Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

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01100110 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:40

you do not deserve it.

JP101 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:40

I'd stick my fingers up her ass, drag it across her mouth, and say, "Miss that bitch!"

baby_love 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:40

DTB - dump that bitch!

tobywoo 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:40

She doesn't even know how much I miss her too.

JP101 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:41

Double post removed to avoid confusion.

ellarayra 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:42

WORST. I got secondhand embarrassment just reading that.

Nisstyre 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:46

#77 is just twisted and shit man, I hope you left the bitch and I hope you tell her to read all these response's to your story to see how perfect strangers feel about shit like that. FYL all the way for this one.

bmt09 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:49

haha... #77 is on the right track but you need to find something worse

screwloose 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:49

YDI for being the rebound guy. But don't run. Embrace your rebound-ness, have a lot of fun in the meantime, help her get over the old loser, but be ready to part ways when the time is right. You could be the guy she thinks of fondly in 10 years and remembers what a great guy you were, instead of running for the hills at any sign of emotion, like probably every other guy she has ever dated. PS: I Married my rebound guy 11 years ago. Still married. To him.