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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
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Dr_Lily_fml 17

Guys... Seriously, STOP trying to impress girls that way ("look at how I am strooooong!!!"), you always end up on FML with the shame.

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briang959 47

At least you weren't using the shake weight.

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victrin 12

"She had to help me get it off" ... sooooo mission accomplished?

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Reasonable_one 12

That is one way of talking to her. Not the kind of ice breaker I would use but sounds like it worked. When is your first date?

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Aimeejasmine 15

Never, girls go to the gym to work out not get a date lmao

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Tarlachia 33

That's a hell of a pickup line. "Help! Can you pick up this bar off my throat?!"

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OhYouMad 12

I bet you're "that guy" at the gym. You moron.

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wakemeupplease 21

lol sucks to be you... That's the wrong way to impress girls just saying

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worldclassrager 39

It seems like she was stronger than you if she could get that off... Use your words is it that hard just to talk to her?

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Dexter83_fml 17

Yer bet you looked like a right dick head. What have we learned ? After all that did u at least get her number or did she walk away ??

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Drosophila82 18

That would have been a great story for your grandchildren...

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sunnyskys 25

hook line and sinker? or a good "pick up" line I'll excuse me self

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