Work: Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two...

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 20:22

Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:12

fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.

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Lazyninja420 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:51

you totally deserved. Dating people you work with is a bad idea, but hiring someone your dating is an even worse idea.

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:57

btw it's gonna be hard to get a job after that.. you know how bad that sounds? what you got fired for? damn. your life is even more ****** up than i thought.

BaldOuting 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:48

ouch - what a bad day

braFTW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:57

I'd say she's screwing someone above you.. =P Sorry for the job part, congrats on the being apart from the girl part.

route95 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:32

Obviously this was against the rules and I'm sure they had a policy where you had to inform your higher-ups if you were dating a coworker. You obviously didn't inform them, so you deserve it. Sorry, dude.

kitkatkelly 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:37

Oh MAN what a mess. FYL

KorbenDeck 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:57

Did you hire her before she was your girlfriend or after? If you hired her before then its your own fault.

kellster 2

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:58

So, you either hired your girlfriend or started dating someone you had been the one to hire. Your story isn't clear about what happened first, but regardless, don't you think that was a stupid idea? Obviously the horrible person you were dating is trying to save her job here and not get lumped into the Stupid Decisions Team, although she was also clearly on it. You're better off, dude.