Work: Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers....

By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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By Btdtgts - 25/03/2017 14:00

Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 13:00

Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:45 - United States - Gorham

Today, after 8 months of being belittled and treated like trash at my job as a prep cook in a high-end kitchen, I stood up for myself to the line cooks. Not only did everyone laugh at me, I got fired for causing a scene during service and insubordination. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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Sunday 1 November 2015 18:37

Sue your workplace twice for not protecting you and then discriminating against you

steelersfan501 17

Sunday 1 November 2015 18:43

cant you get your job back because your looks cant be reason to fire someone.

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FMLSpongebob 6

Sunday 1 November 2015 22:39

Go on strike. Make some picket signs. Make hate speeches outside the establishment. I had to do it once and it worked out for me. Here's what my chant was if you need some ideas (Krusty Krab is the name of the place I work at): The Krusty Krab is unfair. Mr. Krabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression.

rileysmiley1 16

Sunday 1 November 2015 23:00

Workers Compensation

FMLSpongebob 6

Sunday 1 November 2015 23:10

Trump would have a field day with you. First he could make fun of how you look, then he could say: "You're fired. Twice."

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 1 November 2015 23:34

Sue!

aiw14 23

Monday 2 November 2015 0:02

that's discrimination wtf, especially if it's your coworkers fault.

Witchylady 17

Monday 2 November 2015 0:19

They can't fire you for that. Your accident occurred at work. Fight them.

9cc5d05c 0

Monday 2 November 2015 1:07

1, that's a workplace injury you can sue for that, to you got fired for an injury sustained on the job, that's another lawsuit, 3 they can't fire you for how you look at all. talk to a lawyer