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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

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By jobless - 08/09/2016 18:18 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML

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By replaced - 22/02/2016 03:03 - United States - Marietta

Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML

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By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2019 02:02

Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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By JadeC - 01/12/2011 18:55 - United States

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By Ex-Employee - 31/07/2016 02:14 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

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By Kan23 - 26/01/2016 03:37 - United States - Altus

Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML

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Thursday 24 February 2011 7:16

Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.

xGUMMYBEARSx 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 7:11

uh... WHAT?

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angel55033 12

Thursday 24 February 2011 11:16

that doesn't even make a grammatically correct sentence fyl lol

Kitten16 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 11:30

Uhhhh...

lolitaababy 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 11:45

is your boss Michael Scott??? that bites!

fmlsbree24 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 12:12

wtf who gets fired for crap like that ,your prob better off without that job.but you should take them to court .

grrrkgrrrl 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 12:13

Boss wanted tantric sex.

mad_hatter0666 22

Thursday 24 February 2011 12:51

I think he was just kidding, lol.

SparkleShotsxo 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 13:09

Your picture has always creeped me out, until yesterday when I was birthday card shopping and found this. immediately thought of you.

Zombie65 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 13:09

ok so take his email to HR and tell them you turned down his "advances" toward you and next thing you know email firing you :-|

steezyjustice 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 13:11

everyone seems to take things really seriously on fml.

ktwynn 6

Thursday 24 February 2011 14:46

Well this can be easily fixed... GET EXPERIENCE WITH FUN SPIRITUAL!!!!!! Lã Dur!!!!!!!

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