Miscellaneous: Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes,...

By publicenemy - 15/09/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Move!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Confused

By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Crazy people

By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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ASUguy13 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:26

You are dumb. You should have your license taken away. Its a red light you dont go on red.

as260191 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:27

YDI for giving in to peer pressure

Comments

sexypants5266 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:02

WTF wud u do that 4? u should just ********** in ur car till the lite turned green

OgDanny 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:50

ydi for running the red light

tchaikovsky93 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 14:40

Woooooow. YDIIIII!!!!!

amuck 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 8:38

there are sensors built into the road you have to pull up to or on, if you don't sometimes the light will never change! hate when people do that, I would have been honking also and if you just ran the light I would have just pulled up to the sensor after you rode off

awesumnes 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:21

Even tho ppl r honking behind u... U still shudnt go!!

awesumnes 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:26

I hate Comments about whether it's male or female drivers. ITS THE STUPID PPL WHO CAN'T DRIVE!!

heyzus100 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:57

Haha that sucks. I think that would had happen to me too.

FuhrerBurg 11

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:50

You fool

LedBasedPaint 8

Tuesday 5 November 2013 18:31

Your lucky it was a camera flashing before your eyes, and not your life. I didn't know people could succumb to stupidity like that. Glad you didn't hit a car with a child in it, jerkoff.