Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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You deserved it 6 012

By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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You deserved it 29 460

By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:01

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

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LackOfControl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

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xfreak804 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:58

why is this on the home page holy shit

karebear_023 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:00

haha that really sucks i hate when i do stupid stuff and only realize it after it's too late ahahaha but it happens to all of us

angelsnarrows 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:00

pretty sure you STILL wouldnt say "an **** my life" nice try. since english is my FIRST language. bite me. "i made failed" no. definitely not correct.

smartalek 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 11:38

you also wouldn't say "a **** my life" so be quiet.

taureau139 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:02

You didn't notice the dot didn't get bigger when you zoomed in to try to 'remove' it? This is either fake or you're actually retarded.

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:04

lol **** you all, i laughed.

meg8989 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:04

you guys need to CALM DOWN! Honestly. This is a perfectly valid FML. What happened sucks.

lolololcheese 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:09

omg that's so horrible, your life is totes ruinedededed.

ragas 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:10

#28 and #48 (same person): ARE YOU STUPID? First of all, stfu for actually being that picky on the ******* INTERNET about grammar. Second of all, stfu because you are wrong. When saying FML, the acronym, it is said with 'an' in front of it, not an 'a.' Just say it in your head, "A FML." Doesn't that sound off to you? There are often exceptions to grammar. When you say the colloquial term for 30 minutes, what do you say? 'Half A hour' or 'half AN hour'? You use the second one, and don't even deny it. But wait, 'hour' starts with a consonant...It has 'an' in front of it because the 'h' is silent. This is similar to the FML case. GTFO

Mnemic 5

Monday 20 April 2009 1:16

20 minutes? Damn.... you should have noticed your mouse cursor had the dot as well. Or if you tried to zoom in/scroll the dot kept steady on the screen instead of on the image. ;)

angelsnarrows 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:17

its really sad when someone posts a PARAGRAPH bashing people, ON the internet. it doesn't even matter. this has turned into an ARGUMENT with people we've never met. I was just defending the poor person that everyone is bitching about because they made it on FML and no one thinks they deserve it. grow up and go away.