Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:01

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

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LackOfControl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

Comments

jorygirly 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:22

this is not an FML. you should have cleaned your screen. did you not realize this little black dot before? or are you stupid?

Meow34 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:23

Oh no, there's a black dot on my computer. FML

uhhuh_her 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:23

This FML is bad the OP should feel bad for submitting it and the people who moderate these should feel bad for letting it rhough.

Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:23

Wrong. 20 minutes? No. Way to exaggerate. Anybody in photo editing would figure this out in 10 seconds tops, 30 if they were brain dead. Fail.

Kamazar 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:23

FYL? F*** humanity!

Spiffy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:29

After reading this, my first thought was "Yea, so what?" How the hell did THIS make it onto the site and my FML didn't? At least mine was an actual fml. Not this stupid, boring non-fml story.

z_vet 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:31

Bullshit.

rinnychan 2

Monday 20 April 2009 0:31

Fake. You would have zoomed in and moved around at some point and discovered that the dot did not change size.

danedo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:31

Not so much a fml, but funny nonetheless. :)

Fenali 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:32

I love how you comment on fmls that you believe are worthless. If it's SO boring, why comment? For instance, #3, you spent 5 seconds reading it, and another 15 or 20 seconds typing about how stupid it was. No one MADE you read it, and if it was THAT boring, you didn't HAVE to comment.

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 11:49

Internets were made for stupid arguments so people such as yourself, and tbh, myself, who have nothing better to do to complain. Isn't this what this whole site is for?