By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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phoebeann23 0

im not going to say you deserved thatt, because you just took what she meant the wrong wayy but seriously ew don't send naked pics of yourself.

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castnerinho 0

damn i would have never thought that those two words could really matter. now i know

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winknudge 0

see, when i nag people about grammar and they say it makes no difference, I AM RIGHT! p.s. what a hoeeeeee, if she reports you slap her. forget about the whole "you cant hit a girl" thing. PFT! it's 50% her fault. actually i'll add on 10% for her bad english... that makes it 60% her fault, yo!

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psychonurse 0

Today, I messed up my grammar. A guy send me a picture of his junk. FML. And this, kids, is why you need to know the difference between your and you're! Also the difference between to, too and two!

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thereitgo 1

#106 that exactly happened in my high school.. lmao but her name wasn't andy? and lol @ thiss. the importance of separating your and you're haha. he didn't exactly deserve it, it was her mistake, but sending a pic of your nuts is pretty retarded. like everyone said, no girls find that sexy. you watch too much ****; licking nuts is really not something a chick wants to do haha.

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antiquegirl 0

I can certainly believe the lousy grammar, but what is harder to believe is that you all fell for this obviously phony story. Naive much?

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Edmund_Dantes 0

She's illiterate and you're creepy. How could you think that that was a good idea? Start thinking with your big head.

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Linjie 0

Even if the grammar was shit, it is kind of your own fault for sending a picture of your testicles... > ?< BUT...I hope that if anything comes out of this that your texts can prove as evidence that you thought you were being invited to do that...or something...

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