By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 128
You deserved it 97 145

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

I'm totally in with #7 here! If only... maybe she'll know to use an apostrophe next time.

Thank you! THIS is why people need to learn to differentiate "you're" and "your". There's nothing more annoying than going online and people saying "your so cute!" to each other.

MissFae 0

#78 and #79 - thanks for also proving to us how to use 'your' incorrectly.

i'm sure everyone said this already but THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR

Islander_fml 5

That is her ******* fault! She may have said that bad grammar is no big deal, but it's come and kicked her in the ass. She has no reason to complain. I've been hassling people to use good grammar all my life. Now I have a perfect example to hammer the point home. Thanks for posting! FYL.

SHE deserves it for being an idiot. Not you.

howohsopasse 0

Not for nothing, but that's typical male-wishful-thinking on your part. Women don't typically say "I wanna see your nuts." That's NOT sexy. "Nuts" tends to be used in a more humorous or vulgar context, more-so by men than women. It's really not a term thrown around in the bedroom, especially by women. That should have been the first red flag to you. This is just another example of the blunders and blurred boundaries created by new types of communication. Still though, you really missed the memo on this one. Despite the personal nature of texting, you still ought to keep your professionalism in check with co-workers you don't know very well....At least not well enough to know if they'd be into receiving those types of pictures while getting organized for the 1pm meeting. Just keep it out of the office and as unconnected to you as possible when outside the office. People do get fired for these things, even if it doesn't happen in the office. Besides, your taking the fun out of the surprise by sending your coworker pics of that nature. If she is as interested in you sexually as you seem to think she is, let her find out what it looks like for herself. In other words, stick to your day job while you're at your day job. Save the kinky stuff for later with women you know will be okay with it.

tkdhkdmaster 0

#31 Maddox has it all covered. No one cares if your puns were inteded!