By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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lyssalicious 0

that's what she gets for having the grammar skills of an eight-year-old.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Ouch. And people say proper grammar isn't important in informal settings...

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morgan_5230 0

it's not your fault she never learned basic grammar skills! *insert really big eye roll here*

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CantWaitThatLong 0

Lmao #7 that was amazing.

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Aetius_fml 0

A girl once said I was "crazy butfucking cute." She intended to say I was "crazy, but ******* cute." She was not requesting anal sex.

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howohsopasse 0

#191 illustrates your mistake best. HAHAHAHAHA. Personally, I always thought dirty cellphone pics were always in bad taste. Certain men really do think its sexy, while women like me just think it warrants an eyebrow raise and forgiveness. Real life is always 10x sexier. Cheap thrills from a cellphone picture are just that: Cheap.

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bluenova 0

pics or it didn't happen

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Monty_Python 0

I want to post this on a forum after someone accuses someone else of being a grammar nazi.

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MitchCraig 0

that is hillarious. i really am so glad this happened! so good. i would have shown her the goat

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