By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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oztun 0

#290 nuts doesn't refer to penis. It refers to the testicles.

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oztun 0

OP: (and anyone else looking at coworkers) DO NOT SH*T WHERE YOU EAT! If you can't afford to lose your job don't even think of dating people there. Believe it or not there are many other outlets to meet people to date.

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oztun 0

I've seen many comments about who would want to see nuts? Or, do you think your nuts could be sexy? Well I've had a quite a few girls find mine sexy and go into detail how nice they are as they stare and play with them. I know I don't get it either but, different strokes for different folks. I appreciate when a girl enjoys any part of my body. My current GF doesn't find male parts sexy but, needs my junk 3 times a day so, who cares?

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

#2, I'm such a grammar Nazi it's not even funny. Lmao. My boyfriend gets upset because I correct him so much. :(

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lala03_fml 0

Ooh the beauty of poor grammar...

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ohhhhshizzz 0

OMfGEEZ i THiNK GRAMMER iS SO UN-iMPORTANT. dATS WHY i TYPE lIKE dIZ AND THEN i TALK lYK iM DUM. (sarcasm.) Wow, I love English & Grammar. Yeah I admit it [GRAMMAR NAZI!] But hey, if you aren't you see a guys junk, and I can bet THAT wasn't a pretty sight.

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sash_fml 0

LMFAO! you're a moron for sending her the pic. and she's an idiot for not knowing how to write/text. HAHA!

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Aw_Geez 0

Shame on her for shitty grammar. Shame on you for actually sending the damn picture.

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ironyofmylife 0

Well I guess she should have used proper grammar.

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xhopefulsecretx 0

It's her fault. She has shitty grammar. There's your evidence.

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