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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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By yourwifelovesme - 04/06/2019 12:00

Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

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nevele11 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:31

Well it depends if you're wearing granny panties, or she's wearing thongs.

robbietherabbit 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:37

anyone who's confused: look at the username

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emolilyx 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:40

YDI for buying granny panties in the first place.

haulkeel 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:42

That is weird. So is your mom wearing thongs these days or are you wearing granny panties.

Meow34 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:45

Obviously if her nickname is 'Grannypanties' her mother and her underwear is ~big~

elara15 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:52

Take solace in the fact that thongs bring bacteria from back to front. Enough said about uncomfortable butt floss. I'd say YDI just for the fact that there is plenty of comfortable, nice-looking solid-colored cotton underwear out there that DON'T look like granny panties.

Purplemon739 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:54

Well, either your mother is a jaw dropper or... well... let's use common sense...

Leviathan_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:57

You aren't wearing young enough undies. Enough said.

awkwardmoments 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:57

my 55-year-old mother went in the hospital for a short time. she is probably 225 lb-ish. my dad takes out from the laundry my polka dot aerie panties with a bow on the front. i am 120, 5'2". as if that wasnt bad enough, mommy dearest showed them to all the nurses, laughing at how stupid her husband is. to say the least, i feel your pain.