Make up and YouTube: Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl...

By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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Thanks Jeffree Star

By whysoserious??? - 07/12/2022 12:00

Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML

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By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

10% more and you'd be totally invisible!

BabyENN 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?

Comments

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:29

Oh c'mon OP. You should had known the outcome by just looking at all your pimples. Oh and if you are complaining about having acute acne, well there is medication for that.

mahimalil 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:29

time 2 go to skin care and get some stuff removed

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:30

exfoliating's quite good, but I guess it depends on the type of spots (guessing spots)

awks 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:38

by any chance was it Michelle phan

TheBananaTheif 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:32

michelle phan FTW

neversayYES 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:56

HAHA probably. I don't like her though

JinxSNC 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:14

Probably was.

mylifesuxx13 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:44

I would suggest going to the dermatologist OP

pooper19 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:54

I would suggest putting a paper bag on her head and giving me glory hole to stick my pecker in

Chanayaa 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:56

same here my face is around 70% problem. :(

micahjlee 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:08

Hahahahaha. ****** girls

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:09

Everyone is beautiful in their own unique way :)

Abbey_Mae 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:24

#30, yeah but it sure as hell beats the other extreme: "OMG YOU'RE TOO UGLY FOR THIS WORLD GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE YDI FOR BEING BORN YAAAY FOR THE FACT I'M HIDING BEHIND THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND SO CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT"

green_eyed_gwen 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:31

All types of people make the world go round. If there were only beautiful people, then our definition of beauty would be considered average.

Nixot 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:59

Why is it only ugly girls who say that?

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:59

says the one with no picture...

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:22

because they're jealous they might make our eyes bleed when we see their picture.

Prolusive 5

Saturday 22 January 2011 12:35

35 makes a good point

perdix 29

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

10% more and you'd be totally invisible!

TheBananaTheif 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:29

perdix win. you have got to be the best person on this site.

drawing_a_blank 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:23

^Agreed

Abbey_Mae 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:22

You probably were too close to the mirror when you did this. When you look too closely you start to notice even those little things that no one will notice because no one will scrutinize your face so closely. Next time you apply makeup, stay at least 2 feet away from that damn mirror. However, if you do really have that many problems and they are that noticeable, I suggest actual treatment of the problem areas rather than covering them all up - a much better strategy in the long run.