Make up and YouTube: Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl...

By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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Thanks Jeffree Star

By whysoserious??? - 07/12/2022 12:00

Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML

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By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

10% more and you'd be totally invisible!

BabyENN 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?

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kittysammich_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:05

sound like you need to try my new product. The new and improved B.A.G.

BillNyeTheUSspy 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:57

Michelle phan - natural beauty?

biskitbukit 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:04

Prescription and cut back on sugar.

HuiYaMing 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

it isn't really a fml, is it?

Ryujin_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:34

no problems no complaints

Bartimaeus 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 12:10

I feel your pain. Well not yours but mine. I feel like I have leprosy sometimes...

stephylovex 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:28

try acutane it saved my life if ur talking about acne

artisticninja713 13

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:20

if it's acne you have then no that's not okay. go to a dermatologist or start taking better care of yourself. Also pay attention to what make up your using. Most store brands will only make acne worse.

spearhead 5

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:23

you're hot

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:27

Concealer goes on first. You can touchup extra w/it after foundation too w/a teeny brush then powder. ProActive has been in Canada for years. Some advice: Skincare regime, change pillowcases alot, drink water, eat well, don't touch face w/dirty hands, don't scrub it. If skin is oily, use an oil and spf free alpha hydroxy lotion to help clear dead cells and not clog pores. Merle Norman has GREAT makeup that hides scars/redness and is waterbased. They will tutor. If you are near 1.