Make up and YouTube: Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl...

By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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Thanks Jeffree Star

By whysoserious??? - 07/12/2022 12:00

Today, my girlfriend has become completely obsessed with YouTube makeup tutorials. She’s already beautiful and used to take 30 minutes tops to get ready. Now every time we leave the house, it’s some 2-hour paint session where she ends up looking like an unrecognizable fucking psychopath. FML

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By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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Ouch!

By pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

10% more and you'd be totally invisible!

BabyENN 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:20

Maybe you should go to a dermatologist...?

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badsportsmanshit 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:59

ppp pizza face do you have peperonis? jkjkjk

realityreject 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:16

that sucks FYL for being ugly? everyone's beautiful from the inside out hun.

realityreject 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:18

that sucks FYL for being ugly? everyone's beautiful from the inside out hun.

MitchellK 3

Monday 1 November 2010 0:47

ydi for wearing makeup, guys like girls without makeup

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:50

go to a dermetologist (however u spell that lol) :)

brunettechick09 0

Monday 1 November 2010 8:53

Was it Michelle Phan? who was it? lol I watch those all the time!

brownlace 0

Monday 1 November 2010 15:21

lmao!!

lauralea2010 3

Monday 1 November 2010 18:25

I used to get acne alot, but then i stopped putting on makeup and my face is clear, and has been since i stopped wearing it...

DABEARSS34 0

Monday 1 November 2010 22:59

YDI for watching a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Luke1717 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 0:22

lol I bet it was Michelle Phan

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