By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Puolukka 4

Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?! She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O

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strawberry_78 0

if they were baggy jeans then she probably wasn't looking hard enough. I hope, for your sake. pardon the pun.

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candle_lit_chaos 1

either you're girl is a ****,which is well within the realm of reason,or she didn't know what she was doing.You're a beast,man!Keep that in mind

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livexmyxlife 0

awwwww man. tht's dirty

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xir0nm4n 0

This is the worst thing that could happen to a guy, sorry bro. FYL.

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xir0nm4n 0

This is the worst thing that could happen to a guy, sorry bro. FYL.

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simplewhimsy 0

Girls who are inexperienced sometimes really don't know what a hardon feels like under jeans. I should know, I was one of them. :P

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Ksing27 1

YDI if your calling your first sexual experience with your gf "fooling around".

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Satoyuki 0

If my girlfriend said something like "Get hard for me." that would just ruin the mood. >_>

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69Mr_CupCake69 0

D= Man im sorry about that,i've never had that problem,they can feel everything and they dont complain i wear skinny jeans,and my gf can feel it perfectly,maybe she's never felt one :/

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