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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

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By julia - 01/12/2012 01:02 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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Sunday 7 February 2016 15:48

Was it actually sticking OUT of your suit?

Wizardo 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:47

Use it a steering rudder and Jaws your way to the win.

Comments

WAKingUP91 11

Sunday 7 February 2016 20:06

I fail to understand the problem. that's the fastest way to find out if a girl likes you for you or your dick. baggie pants, no number. tight pants, same girl then gives you her number. that's how to spot a hoe.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 7 February 2016 22:09

How to spot a crackhead: Just read a comment full of gibberish just like yours.

Xamry14 10

Friday 12 February 2016 13:25

How would that make her a hoe? Don't you guys single out women with big boobs and/or butts to date alllll the time?

Railroader 16

Sunday 7 February 2016 20:06

Does wood still float in this situation?

Elban 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:43

Only if you build a bridge out of her

emirenee 6

Sunday 7 February 2016 20:21

His suit must have no been tight, after having a discussion about it at a swim meet all the guys with tight suits (which is how they should be) said they couldn't get a boner & if they did it'd be too tight to notice.

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 7 February 2016 22:08

He could have been wearing swim trunks and not a speedo (quite a few of the guys at my swim meets didn't wear speedos. Only the really hard core teams did)

Beepee04 10

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:19

Sticking out like your penis was in full view or you could see the bulge of your boner under your swimsuit? Either way fyl but if your penis was actually out of your swimsuit then fyl even more. If that's the case though I gotta wonder why you wouldn't fix that instead of continuing?

Ahill84 6

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:30

That must have been a "Hard" situation to be in?

Jets4Life89 4

Sunday 7 February 2016 22:25

Pinch the balls bro

FastTurtle9 14

Monday 8 February 2016 0:44

Speedo life. I know that feel as a swimmer.

CloudBuddy 3

Monday 8 February 2016 3:26

Did it mess up your strokes?

MrGibbs25 20

Monday 8 February 2016 4:55

must have been a HARD swim.....

umadbrobro 8

Monday 8 February 2016 5:03

If the girls said eww but still kept looking then you just might get lucky mate its either the best or the worst thing that happened to ya .. Depending on how tall the flag pole was ...