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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

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By julia - 01/12/2012 01:02 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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breakingbad_fml 27

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:48

Was it actually sticking OUT of your suit?

Wizardo 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:47

Use it a steering rudder and Jaws your way to the win.

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genshift 8

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:23

I'd imagine that's probably bad resistance.

ScottVining 21

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:29

At least it wasn't the backstroke

extremereviews 26

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:29

Too many hot guys around? I feel ya

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:31

That doesn't seem very aerodynamic.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:35

Or hydrodynamic.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 7 February 2016 18:13

Or systematic... IT'S GREASED LIGHTENING! GO GREASED LIGHTENING BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE! :D

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 7 February 2016 18:19

Whoops. I read that as 'Hydromatic', not 'Hydrodynamic'

Mahcookiez 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:40

Was it backstroke?

katachristic 19

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:52

Something similar happened to one of my female friends who used to be in swim. Her **** popped right out during backstroke.

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:11

I bet the other teams faced some stiff competition.

pjsr 32

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:41

It's quite hard for me to understand why this doesn't have more upvotes.

am1717 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:23

You'll laugh about this some day.... Hopefully

scottishoatmeal 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 18:02

Must have been quite a show

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 7 February 2016 18:10

This happened to me when I was on a diving team at about 14 or so. I learned to beat it into submission before I went to diving practices or meets. I still managed to get called 'Boner guy' for the better part of two years by pretty much everyone associated with the diving crew.

pjsr 32

Sunday 7 February 2016 22:02

That's so true - more masturbation makes it less likely to get one, but at 14 there are no guarantees. Pretty girl=boner, Friction from pulling off warmup pants=boner, Seeing another swimmer's package & wondering if he jerked off before the swim meet= boner, Slight breeze=boner