Intimacy: Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when...

By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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You deserved it 4 845

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 057

You deserved it 3 517

Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 758

By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 226

You deserved it 18 912

You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 160

You deserved it 5 702

Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 445

You deserved it 6 707

Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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You deserved it 3 900

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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You deserved it 6 496

He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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You deserved it 370

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 152

You deserved it 5 397

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 604

TransitionCovert 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Doggystyle?

savy7093 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Threesome?

Comments

PremierWu1 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:07

That's because dogs are a man's best friend. I'm sure if a diamond were to have walked in, you would have done the same.

NHLbound22 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:21

somehow I don't doubt it man

IndigoAcrylic 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 21:29

Diamonds are nice & HARD (;

NewMetalGirl 14

Monday 7 January 2013 19:05

Not every girl loves diamonds you know.

BigShOtz07 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:13

I know I wouldn't deny a hot girl sitting naked on my bed

Bofferding_fml 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:22

Maybe because the only ones you ever saw naked where on the internet..

savy7093 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:31

Op might not be hot..

JurassicHole 5

Friday 26 August 2011 2:21

But we don't know if op is hot or not, maybe the dog looked better. Who knows.

trollsemen 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:13

Let the dog join you guys, he's clearly Very active.

sakforduc 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:20

At least he didn't give the dog a bone! Lol

Tookie22 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:22

you should've got completely naked and teased him. I'm sure he wouldve refocussed.

liquidSELECT 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:30

Buy a cat so he cat Play with your pussy:D

talkstoomuch 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:32

Awwh I'm sorry. Mood ruined.

hahalaughing 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:34

seriously, your dog picks your boyfriend over you? how rudee!!

Weetart 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:59

I would have gotten the dog some treats, leave it outside the bedroom door, wait for the dog to get outside, and lock the door. Then get back on the bed and resume to go down on him. Lol That should rekindle the flames.