Intimacy: Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when...

By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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Hold me close

By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

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You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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TransitionCovert 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Doggystyle?

savy7093 9

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Threesome?

Comments

NativeRat 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:05

Maybe he is the new dog whisperer?

mohammadkm95 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:05

Did he still have a boner playing with the dog?

wtfmylifedude 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:12

Ah, mans best friend. :)

AustrianChaos 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:22

Either you are just not that sexy, or you have an exceptionally cute dog. Anyways, this really is a FYL.

perdix 29

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:25

CTFD. Be patient, just as long as you get all the Snausages, you can let him play with the dog for a while.

cabbitt 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:34

Skip the foreplay next time.

meowmixman 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:35

he chose pooch over pussy

Laurababy1668 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:39

unknownchick313 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:36

********** much? Whata catch ya got there.

sandybaybe 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:55

Your doggie got jealous?

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 25 August 2011 21:00

Dogs are such cockblocks! Crap like that happens all the time.

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