Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open...

By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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BEASTvela_17 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:03

Close your blinds?

getoustahere 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:04

You shouldn't underestimate Guys ;)

Comments

unagi_fml 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:44

You were asking for it man

knzrrr 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:46

You asked for it

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:20

Talented Neighbor...He can whistle & wank at the same time!

wriptidez 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:20

hon Always make sure wimdows are covered when not decent

IndigoAcrylic 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:00

Hon, make sure windows is spelled "Windows" and not "wimdows". ^_^

thebigd44 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 6:54

Honestly who cares dude. What are you a grammar *****?

MandyMeow_fml 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:23

But what if their bathroom has a window also..

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:37

They are just boobs. Show those beauties off! JK close your blinds!

sklorange 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:39

Actually, it was a real wolf, and your neighbor was just running away from it!

bri1215 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:46

thats actually what i thought at first

Jeffcando 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:48

shes probably lying.. and unattractive

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:58

Hence, 'or something' .....'safe' I'd think most bathrooms that do have windows are frosted and located where bodies are not viewable by on lookers.(: