Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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Bent out of shape

By Illektra - 18/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was doing my makeup. Halfway through, I asked my SO what he thought of it, as I was working on a new eyeshadow technique. He said my eyeshadow looked great, but that, "One eyebrow is up here and the other is down there," and that I should fix it. I hadn't done my eyebrows yet. That's just where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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First impressions

By wiseoldone - 03/02/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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Leave it to the pros

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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frolick123 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:11

theyd be giving u weird looks anyway u have drawn on eyebrows! not attractive sorry

Chocomaro 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:53

no one told u?

Comments

refuse2lose 0

Friday 6 May 2011 6:00

can we say stoner move?? haha

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Friday 6 May 2011 6:36

lol it's ok you're just one step ahead of Lady Gaga

Skatejock21 0

Friday 6 May 2011 7:14

don't fill in your eyebrows. If you over plucked 1) it's not attractive 2) filling in your eyebrows isn't attractive either. Try actually letting your eyebrows grow nicely.. and pluck if need be, but not too much. All in all, YDI.

penguinazul 13

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:13

It would seem to me that filling in one's eyebrows would be the appropriate action if the person has over-plucked them. That person, ya know, may want to actually HAVE eyebrows.

iownapickle 0

Friday 6 May 2011 14:32

Haha, happened to me, too.

drptLife 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:13

I think the problem is u have to 'fill in' either eyebrow...

fsaskid 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:38

hahaha thats amazing

CandidateForWax 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:26

I think a lot of people in the comments section have missed out on what pencilling in your eyebrows actually means. It's not the same as drawing new ones on. I have very light skin and hair (my hair is dyed, but naturally it's really light anyway), so I use an eyebrow pencil over my actual eyebrows so they show up. I don't shave my eyebrows off and draw new ones on!

trinity333_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 11:28

7) tattoo your eye brows?! why not just leave them? it looks tacky drawing them in.

Fsvb 32

Monday 9 May 2011 20:54

People are gonna hate this, but: YDI for having fake eyebrows (maybe more of your face? I consider all make up fake, because it is literally covering something up.) made with products most likely unnecessary tested on animals.