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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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lajaynay 15

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

missyj0 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

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milky0candy 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:13

ydi for being mean and not consolate ur bf

lildoo 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 20:32

awwh hes nervous he wanted to make a good impression for you and your being a bitch about it

Broc831 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:15

lol that is cute

vnbritt 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:17

Lol, this reminds me of a comic, it's a picture of a bra with a rubics cube instead of a clasp.

iloooovemylife 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:21

Agreed n woohoo for brroooklyn !!!

jalaven 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:31

Poor thing. It just means he loves you and wants to get it right for you :).

maddie2015 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:54

Awee poor guy.

Jem777 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 23:25

Give the guy a ******* break

Slychild101 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:31

Lol my husband did somewhat of the same thing when we started dating. He was so nervous and didn't think he'd be good enough lol but trust me that never happened again...

cufaoil 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:18

so is that when you crushed his testicles and his spirit? perhaps he broke down and cried from frustration because OP has epic boobs and he thought that by not being able to unclasp OP's bra, he'd never get to see them...