Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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sia9 3

Friday 23 May 2014 17:14

Oh, that was unlucky..

Lefty_Guns 16

Friday 30 May 2014 18:01

Pity the OP didn't post a follow-up. It would have been worth calling again once they were done just to see what excuse she came up with.

Abbey1598 17

Monday 30 June 2014 8:01

Answers phone...."sorry babe, I can't talk I'm busy"

Dr_Eeevil 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:33

If she replies yes take her to a expensive restaurant order expensive food eat it excuse yourself to the bathroom leave :D

mariusistheman 10

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:53

Maybe the moment you called the other girl's phone rang?!?! Hopefully in your case.

IdahoLife 11

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:15

Im sorry lol

Fact_Hacked 7

Monday 21 July 2014 7:51

400th comment (/^^)/ (^^) (/^^)/ Woot Woot

gablucas 12

Monday 4 August 2014 7:16

Hopefully "ex" girlfriend..

Honest_FML 9

Monday 6 October 2014 7:21

This made me feel so depressed man, geez I feel for you.

jrh517 9

Thursday 23 October 2014 9:28

In the next room by neon trees.

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Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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Today, I sat at work for eight hours daydreaming about the homemade four-cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending three hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

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Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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Today, I found out the reason my mom took over 9 months to get me a therapist and much needed help after I told her how I had been depressed and suicidal for over two months. It wasn't because it was hard to find one, but actually because she thought I was making it up to cushion the fact that I got a C in a class. FML

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Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML

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