By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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ryanpambogo 0

no here is what you do. take the bitch home, turn on her curling iron, let it set on high for about 15 min. tie her to a chair, spread eagel of course. then shove that mother f*ing thing as far as possible! and of course beat the piss out of the guy.

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hot_tease 0

ouch ouch ouch...what an awful woman. you deserve better, so dump her and find someone else. There's always a possibility that another girl has the same ringtone, you never know... you shoulda paid more attention to the moaning :P.

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BabyJuicy 0

Wat the **** man, dump the bitch . You deserve a better woman. not some kind of ****** up ***** seriously . wtf man , seriously .

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MASTERCHIEF2434 0

Honey im sooo sorry please forgive he raped me... actually i didnt suffer through it :)

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mmmazingmary 0

awh:( thats awful

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TheNewGuy03 28

so now you gotta dump a ho and a body. |the kid|

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cinnomonroll 0

157- r u saying u saw ur gf or bf with racoons!?

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My2864 1

wow is it me or is almost every comment filled with DUMP HER?

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30hockeyfan4 0

I would call another girl and do her. the second ur gf is cheating you, try to get another one

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