By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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jsmith1199 0

#108.. see my earlier post (#97).. the same thing i said there applies to you

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Captainshit 0

If this story is true (which hopefully for you it isn't) please **** punt that bitch at least twice for me. What a *****.

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DiAGO77 0

Thats what happens when you trust them .

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audiogasmic 0

Ouch that sucks. Sorry, dude. Hope you dumped the *****.

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stakenale2382 0

this sounds too funny and typical FML to be true

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fmworld_ 0

oooh, that burns. =/ There are more fish in the sea...?

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fuckthatnoise 0

I've been there... Is not fun. Much strength buddy

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Put_u_on_blast 0

I would have karate kick the door beat her ass beat his ass beat both of them once again and drag them naked outside just for the hell of it Lmao i' m sorry dude

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JesseAsthenia 0

LOL #109 made my life.

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Aepoch 0

Fake. What are the walls made of, that you can not only hear a phone ring, but hear it over SCREAMING loud sex?

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