Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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Allistair_F 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:31

Thats a cold ass bitch man...she cudnt even a got with the guy down the hall, she had to get with your next door neighbour? i believe she was really trying to get with your wallet my friend.... u and your wallet are better off without her......

caretoshare 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:21

:OOOOOO! OMFG. dump her!

AshleyJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:09

That sux

LonelyIsland95 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:54

Dude, that seriously sucks! Bitchslap that little ho!

mynigga 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:35

i told you anybody can muthafken get it

LA_Barbie 11

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:45

Haha #52 I agree Sucks for u that ur gf is a HOE #64 LOL & are u really black, cuz black guys r sexy! Rarr ;)

mils_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 20:31

cheating *****

Lina1_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:24

AHAHAAHAHA!!! xD

EllyYuki 0

Monday 24 August 2009 1:30

Dammit. Put a collar on your girlfriends! >:(

axlman 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:25

you shouldve joined!! lol pretty messed up girl

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