Love: Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free...

By rockstarohyeah - 02/07/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30

Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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By Frazzled - 10/04/2011 10:59 - United States

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

aww im sorry but congrats on the no cancer!!!!

ohmygawdz 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:14

well congratulations on the news!!! :) at least you have your whole life ahead of you to find a new man.

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Fmlsomuch133 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:36

What a jerk get rid of him

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:50

that jerk. i would've threw that journal in his face and told him to go f**k hisself

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:02

this makes me sad ): thats a horrible thing to think

Wolfe7201 1

Monday 4 July 2011 13:34

I'd slap that bitc*

clementine00 1

Friday 7 October 2011 1:55

Well your heroic story of how you battled cancer and won will be a nice story to tell the guys you go on dates with.

DiscoReject 2

Friday 21 October 2011 0:53

Your husband keeps a freakin journal, u have clearly dodged a bullet! He's (hopefully) not a 14 year old girl so that just leaves being an egocentric douchebag. Congrats on the no cancer, and congrats on not having to live with this turd of a human being :)

awksome 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:10

anybody who votes you totally deserved it should be transported to russia good luck with finding a new husband.. ps why are you married at 23 anyway?

tonijulie 20

Thursday 7 June 2012 15:54

That's horrible. I hope you divorce him anyway. You're too good for him. Congrats!!! :)

Googolman 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 7:11

Everyone who is calling him gay for keeping a journal, you disgust me. Everyone expects men to be stone hearted, we have feelings and emotions too. When you see a woman crying, you go console her. When you see a man crying, you laugh and call him a wimp. Men's actions are so limited, and we have to put up with it.