By Damn.... - 28/01/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
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DocBastard 38

Or option 3- go see a reputable factor who will treat the infection rather than just hurl a prescription for Vicodin at you like some two-bit hack. Jesus, I think some "doctors" get their MD degrees out of a ******* Cracker Jack box.

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Doortje 29

You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

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ydi_4_suking 20

I say try to not eat anything. Or drink. And take the medication. Or ask for a different kind of medicine

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all4pooh 4

There is not always more than 1 medication for everything

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aubreybradt 9

There's about 30+ different pain medications though. OP is probably taking hydrocodone and it's making him nauseous. Common side effect for noobs. OP either get switched to a different although stronger med. or just keep taking the one you have now. the nausea goes away once your body gets used to the opiate

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LemonStarship 5

I think sitting on a toilet would be better then a raging jaw infection.

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Doortje 29

You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

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LemonStarship 5

I think sitting on a toilet would be better then a raging jaw infection.

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DocBastard 38

Or option 3- go see a reputable factor who will treat the infection rather than just hurl a prescription for Vicodin at you like some two-bit hack. Jesus, I think some "doctors" get their MD degrees out of a ******* Cracker Jack box.

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candymaker1 0

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McMan 23

Candymaker1 I don't know why you would hate ******* doctors, I mean even if they're bad in bed at least they're rich. :P

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DocBastard 38

Candymaker, SOME doctors don't know what they're doing. That's why I went into a specialty. Primary care docs need to know too much about too much, so most end up knowing not enough about anything As for the wait, I make it a point to be punctual. However, emergencies happen, the 87 year old woman ahead of you may talk my ear off, or I may have stopped at McDonald's for a Big Mac Extra Value Meal just to piss you off. You'll never know.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Did you consider the possibility that he's got the pain medication because it takes a while for the antibiotics or whatever that he's taking for the infection to work?

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iliv2serv 0

I luv u docbastard ..OP Ur doc sucks-try meclizine and a full stomach, should help nausea and its OTC

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InBetweenDreams 0

I had to read this a couple times to understand, who calls a toilet a porcelain whirlpool goddess?? LOL... Also, go to the doctor and tell them the side effects. They might give you different medication.

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Neighbor_Mark 0

Don't take the painkillers. If you get the jaw infection, you won't be able to eat. If you don't eat, you don't shit. Perfect plan.

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WiseGuy79 14

Changing meds seems to be a more viable option than your other two ****** up choices

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