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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Dominodev 3

Monday 1 February 2010 23:13

I hate it when that happens

pinkandblaqk15 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:29

I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...

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oopsohwell 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:06

first!

oopsohwell 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:08

@ 43 and 17 stop with the mushy gooshy stuff u want ppl to give u props take ur lame ass omg i feel so sorry for you comments over to yahoo answers and get points. suck on that and i hope u wet urself

Hexefrau 5

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:29

#69..."mushy gooshy stuff"? Incidentally, I wasn't "seeking points", nor would I deign to hang out anywhere on Yahoo where the highest IQs tend to be just a skoche above yours. I was merely giving the OP some basic info so she wouldn't think that something was seriously wrong. Asshat. I wish your mother had swallowed. Pendantic...that made me LOL. Haven't heard that in a long time.

Iimanii09 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:20

lmfao haha sorry it's funny n priceless but yes fml

laureysa 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:08

that means that you had rift sneezes cuz ine sneeze is 1/8 of a ******

ShadowzI 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:59

K sucks that peed and sneezed, funny you lost it cause of a sneeze. I question did you force it out. I mean your sneeze. You were making a presentation so why would do a hard sneeze? Whatever. And to the know how's 17 and 43. Why are we flaming them? So off topic. -.- Anyways that sucked but don't do a hard sneeze in front of the whole classroom, or try goodnights! (jk)

llolatyourlife 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:20

lol funny

Precious2010 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 13:07

that's just disturbing

manstie 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:39

and you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS!

Zills 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:44

Except op is a girl so that would be difficult.

flamiingemu 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:50

this is made up wadda loser fyl for makin up fmls instead of doin something to derserve one!

Pieman66666 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:57

Well, that was a miscalculation.

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