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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Dominodev 3

Monday 1 February 2010 23:13

I hate it when that happens

pinkandblaqk15 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:29

I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...

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DBkkk 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:24

Hopefully your a chick

swantonboy96 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:35

IDK maybe if you read the info, that is like 3cm below every FMl, u wouldnt have to ask if shes a chick, and oh yea shes a chick

clumsyjazzy 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:26

hahhahha!

themanhw 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:43

adding on to #17, if kegel doesn't work, u need to pay a visit to family doc who does ob/gyn stuff or a plain-o ob/gyn for q quick office procedure to fix stress incontinence. procedure's a quick 10 min thing called urethropexy and has 95 % success rate

butterynipple08 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:46

that happened to me once... it was embarrassing as hell. I feel for you!

BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:52

This is kinda weird. Sometimes I sneeze when I look at the sun and my eyes water when I yawn, but the peeing thing? FYL, that's embarrassing.

Mikearam 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:54

lmfao sorry to hear that.

thatguy626 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:31

one time while giving abpresentation I sneezed my gum out like right in front of my teacher any way that sucks

glostik 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:40

I feel for you, OP. In first grade, I sneezed so hard that I farted. Note: the fart was so loud the teacher next door ran into the room to make sure of what happened. e.o

quietlytearful 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:10

good job, #48..

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 10 August 2010 7:42

lmao 48

foodlover123 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:41

wow how is that even possiable?????

kimberlite027 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:05

Lol that's actually happened to me before...when I was like ten I was just hanging out and...yep. Probably one of the most humiliating moments of my life because I was borrowing my friend's shorts!

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