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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Dominodev 3

Monday 1 February 2010 23:13

I hate it when that happens

pinkandblaqk15 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:29

I once heard someone sneeze so hard that I wet myself...

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SafetyBear 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:14

hahahahaha at least you didn't shit yourself though....sounds like u got the better end of it!

WhatANoob 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:36

this is my a fail, nor a epic fail, this..is.. a kanye fail

mtc4ever 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:31

ydi asshole. she prob knew she was talking with you and wanted to set you in a trap.

RachelsFML 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:04

LMFAO!! that made me laugh so hard, and my dog was happily asleep on my bed when my outburst made her wake up. That is hilarious. I just hope that it wasn't very noticable. :/

RachelsFML 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:06

hahahaha ok my gosh!! that is so horrible, im sure that really sucks!!

whiskers946 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:39

haha aw :(

adog5 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:52

dude that's crazy but it's still funny

Motocross363 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:42

Well the first probablem he is playing XBOX........PS3s are better!!

asdfghjkl14 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:25

hahahahahahahah

comedychick 1

Friday 5 February 2010 6:19

for your sake I hope to GOD ur not in high school or anything more..

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