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YDI for being a dinosaur on thirsdays
Yeah I was thinking the same thing o.O
Omg. I was so confused reading this FML. Thank you so much for clearing that up for us as to why their relationship broke down(!)
hahaha this comment.... i dont even know what to say bahahaha
Who the hell can't spell Thursdays right?
that's not how you spell it?!?! FML. :p
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
damn. I'm sorry
I would have had someone else wear it, then send the ex a photo with a 'NO' written underneath. Then tell the biatch to delete your number and never contact you again.
take a piss in her wheaties
I hope you returned it or burned the thing. and said sure and when she showed up gave her the ashes. fyl that's f***ing cold
New Jersey women have no class.
why the hell would a guy want to go to her wedding anyway and 2 in a dress. he is not stuck with that biatch so good for him. return the dress to the store and get your money back wedding dresses are expensive. or charge her for it.
dame dude.
36 - just what I was thinking. or punch her in the utterus
That sucks. FYL
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
Ha say yes and sometime before the wedding bump into her new fiancé. Casually tell him how great of a guy he is to stick with her even with her mental disability. when he says what disability, you say, "oh, umm, never mind.". Then walk away
Listen up people. OP did not say HE had the dress. Tell her "It's bad luck as far as I am concerned... so have at it".
he should tell her yes if he's invited to the wedding. then he should crash the wedding and bang all her friends including her mom. then get married to her best friend. In the end, ask her if he can use the wedding rings that were for their marriage. heeheehee.
Did you say "i do," cuz you should've!
I do
Up.
puahahahaha. Damn.... thats messed.
Why would you think I would give you my number?
when I read this comment I thought of the video of the english dudes on the highway asking a girl"what's ya numbah?"...
^ what is FMl??????????????????!
Well, since it wasn't in my messages i actually answered. lols!! People theses days!
Wow. I think your probably the only person who noticed that it isn't me lols
Anyone have Avril's number?
Lol. Nah. But my friends say if i died my hair and change my eye color we would look like twins. Exept she would be older then me lols
I dare somebody to do that!! But wouldn't you get charged like a fee for wasting their time lols
Lols. Im mad they moderated the guys comment who asked me for my number lols.
Lmao the problem is i don't know him lol.
Im sortof new at this so how do you send messages to people??
lols wow ooowwell
Yea thats the way it is supposed to be!!^^
Today, I called 911 and asked Avril. They said they would send some one to take me to her. Where I ended up, they treated me like I was Avril. FML.
it's actually pretty obvious that you're not Avril Lavigne. I'm not Indian though... O.o
66 I think everyone knows it's not her pic. you dumbs** can you not take a joke.
Are you all seriously fighting about avril?
Yes. Yes we are. Way to state the obvious.
That's a shame you bought her her wedding dress...Sucks to be you, but I think you should give it away anyways. It's just less memories of her.
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dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.